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| Tveg Curious as to if and when some of you plan or want to get the vaccine? December 29 2020 • Like3 like this |
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| Tveg I almost forgot the tradition. Happy Festivus everyone! December 23 2020 • Like3 like this |
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| MilwaukeeProf Part two,teh end of the "Night Before Christmas" knock off:
And the smoke, it __________________(verb, past) his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little _______________( a shape) belly
That shook when he ____________(verb, past), like a _____________(noun) full of jelly.
He was chubby and _____________(adjective), a right ___________(adjective) old elf,
And I _______________(verb, past) when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A _____________( motion) of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went ________________(direction) to his work,
And filled all the _______________(plural noun); then turned with a jerk,
And laying his _________________(body part) aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the _________________(thing) he rose;
He __________________(verb, past) to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him ______________(verb), ere he ______________(verb, past) out of sight—
“________________(adjective) Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
December 23 2020 • Like2 like this |
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| MilwaukeeProf In the style of Madlibs, I had a little fun with the poem "the Night Before Christmas" last night. I have to post it in two parts Enjoy:
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ______________(place)
Not a _________(thing) was (verb) _______ing, not even a_________(animal);
The ___________(plural noun) were hung by the chimney with _________(noun),
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were ____________(verb, past tense) all __________(adjective) in their beds;
While ___________(noun, plural) of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ___________(article of clothing), and I in my cap,
Had just settled our ____________(body part, plural) for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I _______________(verb, past) from my ___________(noun) to see what was the matter.
Away to the____________(place) I flew like a flash,
____________(verb, past) open the ___________(noun, plural) and threw up the sash.
The moon on the _____________(body part) of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of ___________(a time of day) to objects below,
When what to my (verb) ___________ing eyes did appear,
But a miniature ___________(noun) and eight tiny rein-deer,
With a little old driver so ___________(adjective) and quick,
I knew in a __________(unit of time) he must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he ____________(verb, past) , and ___________(verb, past), and called them by name:
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the ____________(place)! to the top of the wall!
Now ______________(verb) away! ___________(same verb)away! __________(same verb) away all!"
As leaves that before the ___________(adjective) hurricane fly,
When they meet with an _____________(noun), mount to the sky;
So up to the ______________(place) the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of _________________(plural noun), and St. Nicholas too—
And then, in a twinkling, I ______________(verb, past) on the roof
The prancing and (verb) ______________ing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the ______________(noun) St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in ____________(noun), from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all ______________(verb ,past) with ashes and soot;
A bundle of _______________(plural noun) he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a _______________(someone’s profession) just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they ______________(verb, past)! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like ___________(plural noun), his __________(body part) like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his ______________(body part) was as ___________(color) as the snow;
The stump of a ____________(noun) he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it __________________(verb, past) his head like a w December 23 2020 • Like2 like this |
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| Tveg We all need a bit of levity concerning the liar in chief. The Mosquitos, Bingo, Bango, Bongo and Irving said it best with Trump's theme song: He's a Loser! December 12 2020 • Like3 like this |
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| MilwaukeeProf Not a video this time, but a too funny news story, complete with photo, about our favorite Big Orange Idiot seated at what seems to be the kid's table. This is even better than Rudy's melting hair!
Do you suppose they let him color the menu?
Is he capable enough to hold the crayon properly and stay within the lines?
Did he hire another boy to color the menu for him?
November 27 2020 • Like2 like this |
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| MilwaukeeProf Tired of childish behavior, bad sportsmanship and generalized insanity? My cousin Diane shared this with me. It is called "Donny Goes To School" and lasts just over a minute:. It seems spot onto me. Enjoy.
November 6 2020 • Like3 like this |
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